Twas the Night Before A Pretty Geeky Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house;
The geeks home was wired both inside and out.
The dropcams were hung, motion sensors were on,
To catch children peeking before Christmas morn.
And I on my nexus had just made some time,
To shop with the missus via Amazon Prime.
When up on the roof we heard something amiss,
We stopped all our shopping and paused the Netflix.
Whilst voice dialing the police who should appear,
But a young hipster Santa and digital reindeer.
“Sup” he said smoothly as he swaggered our way,
Then he winked at the missus, nodded to me and said “Hey“.
He began laying batteries neath our digital tree;
Double A, triple A, some C’s and some D’s.
He laid out some chargers, wireless docks and some mats,
And spread out some gift cards to purchase free apps.
He gave the missus a smart watch and I with a gasp,
Accepted from Santa my first Google Glass.
Then he acknowledged the digital fireplace;
He said “It almost looks real.”
I said “It should, it’s 4K.”
In a flash he was gone but I heard him profess;
“Merry Christmas to all! Peace out and God bless!“
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